User:AweBlobfish/World War 3

Early Start of Earlyness
World War 3 will happen as soon as Donald Trump becomes president. He fires Deez Nuts and Abraham Lincoln, forcing them into homelessness. Pyrocynical and Leafy collaborate to make a reaction vid to this but he nukes them, forcing them to pay him a small loan of a million dollars.

A Small Speech About a Small Loan
Trump, ignoring what he said earlier about him never stopping to sue, started a Trumpraiser campaign called give a 'Small Loan or a Large Loan.' He told people to give him small loans of a million dollars or yuge loans of one dollar. But if you filthy Mexican Muslims didn't give him any money, he'd sue you a billion dollars. He failed. :(

Adolphin Hitter
Donald Trump was feeling grumpy because of his failures so he decided to take a walk 'round the city. Hilary Clinton and Adolf Hitler jumped on him. He unzipped Hitler to reveal that he was not a Reptillion, not a Jew and not a Vegan, but in fact a dolphin. He slashed water onto Trump, getting him wet. Trump was so mad, he divec into the ocean and saw ISIS's Secret Base.

"I'll nuke the shit out of them!" Trump yelled. The crowd cheered