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HEY YOU!

Me?

YES YOU!

Okay...

DO YOU EXPERIENCE ANY PAIN EVER?

I guess, not currentl-

THEN YOU SHOULD GO TO WEBMD!

Why?

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I'LL KILL YOU!

Okay, jeez...

5 minutes later...

It says I have Cancebolaidiabierpesmaniamnesiatileaslease, what is that?

IT IS GOING TO KILL YOU!

Okay, what should I do?

I dunno, go see a doctor?

But should I? This is just a website...

But he had already left the room... So sad...